She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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