Betty ford says i'm here all night
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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