ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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