Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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