Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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