I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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