You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Randomize
