I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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