i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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