i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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