i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
God, I missed his penis.
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