so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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