I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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