im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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