remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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