did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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