Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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