Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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