People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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