Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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