On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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