WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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