So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
No subtext here. People are naked.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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