Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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