He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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