Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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