he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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