I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
did i walk over a car last night?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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