apparently the secret to your success is patron
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
i need some magic done to my vagina
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
