I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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