ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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