I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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