You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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