I wish I only lived at night.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
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