Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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