I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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