you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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