Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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