I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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