I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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