im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
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