What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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