its not stalking. its research.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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