Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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