you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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