It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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