Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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