this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
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