So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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