It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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