nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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