Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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