I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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