So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize
