my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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