is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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