Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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