I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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